You’re lucky though as we tend to know lots about ‘The Shawshank
Redemption’ or ‘shank,’ as we refer to it in the mean streets of East
Auckland. Here is what you need to know.
- It’s set in a prison.
- It rains a lot, that’s like symbolism for the rain which falls onto the prisoners.
- It stars a black guy and a white guy.
- Shockingly the black guy isn’t Samuel L. Jackson.
- The white guy goes to jail for a crime he didn’t commit.
- Turns out he did commit it.
- But it doesn’t matter because he’s like a good guy.
- It’s a prison movie but with no sex? Fancy that.
- There
is this whole scene where the black guy and the white guy have to fight
an evil wizard warden who gets mad at them for making a tunnel. The
wizard brings the fence to life, the black guy and white guy fight it
with light sabres- destroying it.
- Then there is this
elaborate dance scene with the black guy, the white guy, the wizard and
the dead fence. Although I could have sworn in the last scene they
killed it.
- There is a huge twist at the end, turns out Morgan Freeman isn’t black.
- They hop on a boat at the end and escape with Gilligan and The Skipper, you kind of know how the rest goes.
All the best for the essay, you’re screwed.
Thanks for the Letter
B&C
Dear B & C
As exams approach I find myself procrastinating more and more. So what would you say are some good winter fashion tips?
Regards, Colin
Dear Colin
Mutton chops! Simple as that, anyone looks good with them. It sounds
like a food type you can grow on your face; what other reason do you
need?
Here’s something to procrastinate over:
“If gravity keeps us to the ground, what keeps gravity to
the ground?”
Thanks for your letter
B&C
