Fashion

Confessions of a Fashion Week Victim

Written by The Adventures of annaloren and BiCurious George Tuesday, 30 September 2008
I have a confession to make: I often feel unqualified to be your humble fashion editor. I hate 90 per cent of what I see in shop windows. I'm not studying fashion design. I can often be seen gallivanting around town in some PVC creation or another, and I think that being told by a drag queen that they like your shoes is the greatest and best compliment that anyone can ever possibly receive. So when Fashion Week loomed on the horizon, I had a moment of self-doubt. Could I really put on my mainstream hat for long enough to do this event, which everyone and their dog in the fashion industry seems to go ga-ga for, justice? I pondered. And could I write about it in a way that would interest you, my precious student audience, rather than pages and pages of the same old pap about ruffled skirts and acid brights?
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Back to black

Written by With the fashionably morose annaloren Tuesday, 02 September 2008
Let's face it: It's been a shite of a winter. There've been drownings! There've been roofs* coming off of houses! And there've been relationship dramas... oh dear God, the relationship dramas. Divorces and cheating cheaters everywhere you look, with boys who hold your hand one minute and say they "just want to be friends" the next helpfully putting the shit cherry on top of the shit sundae (no, I'm not bitter). So what's a gal (or guy) to do with all of this doom ‘n' gloom going on around her (or him)? Well, darlings, I have investigated the various options open to the melancholy among us (Acupuncture? Intravenous red wine drip?) and have concluded that the only one worth pursuing is (dun dun dunnn...) going Goth.
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What the Hell Wrangler?

Written by By annaloren, who apologises profusely to her parents for her potty mouth Monday, 25 August 2008
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 Greetings, my little breakfast sausages. I am ever-so sorry for abandoning you for the past few weeks, and even more sorry that one BiCurious George (noun, power-hungry wench with a penchant for pant thievery) managed to dig her slippery fingers into my fashion page in my absence. You'll be pleased to note that I have since banished her to her room, where she now sits, cackling, sharpening her pointy fangs on a stiletto. She will not be bothering us again (unless I am, once again, hungover, and decide to drag her out and make her write another article for me. Which is highly likely. Dance, monkey, dance!).

"But annaloren!" I hear you cry. "We missed you so! What, pray tell, could have raised you from your alcoholic stupor and urged you to return to us, your loyal readers?" 

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Communications students...

Written by Bi Curious George Monday, 11 August 2008
I regret to inform you that once again, the amazingly rock n roll miss annaloren has broken her body to bits upon the jagged rocks of Comedown Cove and thus will not be joining us this evening. Anyhoo. Once again you are stuck with good ol' BiCurious George - who is better than you because she already graduated and has a tee vee show. Naner naner naner. After last week's rather frenetic rock n roll rant, I've decided to try and emulate the ever professional annaloren by giving you an article which is properly about fashion.
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When Rock n Roll and Fashion Copulate

Written by With guest writer BiCurious George Tuesday, 05 August 2008
If you can remember annaloren's column last week (don't worry if you can't, I doubt she can either) you might have picked up that a wee bit of rock n rolling has been happening in The Midnight Rock n Roll Circus Tent (aka 'our flat'). Unfortunately this has left annaloren in a state completely unfit to wipe her own ass, let alone write this article. She does look great, though. As great as one can look when throwing whatever is nearby at the infidel who dares disturb her rest.

So what, who cares?

YOU! You care. Want to know why you care?

Because it means that instead of getting an article by annaloren you are instead blessed with the privilege of holding in your hot little hands the musings of BiCurious George, ringmaster of The Midnight Rock n Roll Circus (Saturday midnights, Alt TV... Come on, you know this stuff).

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