If you can remember annaloren's column
last week (don't worry if you can't, I doubt she can either) you
might have picked up that a wee bit of rock n rolling has been
happening in The Midnight Rock n Roll Circus Tent (aka 'our flat').
Unfortunately this has left annaloren in a state completely unfit to
wipe her own ass, let alone write this article. She does look great, though. As great
as one can look when throwing whatever is nearby at the infidel who
dares disturb her rest.
So what, who cares?
YOU! You care. Want to know why you
care?
Because it means that instead of
getting an article by annaloren you are instead blessed with the
privilege of holding in your hot little hands the musings of
BiCurious George, ringmaster of The Midnight Rock n Roll Circus
(Saturday midnights, Alt TV... Come on, you know this stuff).