Aries -
Be mindful of your feet. Cracks in the concrete, potential stubbed
toes and verruca's will plague you for the near future.
Taurus -
Size doesn't matter.
Gemini -
A great philosopher once yawned, "When it rains, it pours."
Basically, everything that can go wrong will for you, all at once.
Sorry.
Cancer -
Expect to be disappointed with the price of your food bill.
Leo -
The cloud of mediocrity that has been following you around lately is
soon to disperse.
Virgo -
Something will happen this week that perplexes you. Wait & see.
Libra -
Own up to things, it will pay off in the long run.
Scorpio -
Throw in the intense study program for an obsessive compulsive habit
in cleaning. Far more beneficial.
Sagittarius -
Menthol will clear your nasal passages.
Capricorn -
Beware of procrastination, it will sting you more hard than usual.
Aquarius -
You're wrong, everyone else is right. Feel your ego deflate, suck
it up and shut up.
Pisces -
Quit being a fucking child and get over it. In the greater scheme of
things this shit won't matter in 3 months time, honestly.
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