Horoscope Issue 21


Aries  People like the way you do that right thurr (right thurr). Switch your hips when you're walkin', let down your hurr (let down your hurr).

Taurus Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too.

Gemini  It's just one of those days, when you don't wanna wake up. Everything is fucked, everybody sucks... you don't really know why, but you wanna justify rippin' someone's head off.

Cancer So say (so say) what you want (what you want), because the world doesn't owe you anything. Oh no, not like you used to think.

Leo You gotta, we gotta, you gotta help us bring change. You gotta, you gotta, learn to connect and bring about change.

Virgo You've been thunderstruck.

Libra Don't ever let life pass you by.

Scorpio Say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what I don't. Say you're true, say to me, c'est la vie.

Sagittarius When the routine bites hard and ambitions are low, and the resentment rides high but emotions won't grow. And you're changing your ways, taking different roads... then love, love will tear you apart again.

Capricorn Don't practice Santeria, don't get a crystal ball, you'll have million dollars but you'll spend it all.

Aquarius If you wanna be their lover, you have got to give. Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

Pisces Before you accuse them, take a look at yourself.











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