When
America boasts about being the greatest country on earth, we scoff
behind their backs and laugh at how retarded they are. We make
ourselves feel better by reminding everyone we have mountains and
sheep and shit. But when it comes down to it, there are some things
that America simply does better. A whole lot better. So much better I
cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how much better they have
it. More specifically, I cry myself to sleep thinking of how much
better their Comic Book/Pop Culture conventions are.
You
see, America has San Diego. And in July of every year San Diego has
the Comic-Con Convention. And the Comic-Con convention has
everything. The following list is 6 things Comic-Con has that rock
hard, and make me wish for a green-card marriage.