Casuals...

Singledom- rocks or what aye? Nobody to be responsible for, no one to answer to, just plain ol' fun times right? Well that's the aim at least- but what happens when you delve into a bit of hanky panky, a bit of casual on the side of the awesomeness that is being single and things go wary? More often than not there's a casual on the scene (or at least lurking in the shadows and you may not even be aware of it yet, so peel those eyes poppet's!), or even better, a fuck buddy who knows the story, whose down with the play and just wants the same thing- a bit of sexy time. Everybody needs sexy time. Even the gross old man or terrifying cougar needs a bit of lovin' here and there, but where and when do you draw the dreaded line? You know- that invisible line of "hey buddy, I'm just down with the rompy pompy, nothing more and nothing less, so don't get any crazy thoughts in your head". Does it even need to be said in the first place? Do you jump into the sack and prey to lord begeebers that your partner in crime doesn't get that glassy look over their eyes where they are crossing over the casual line into relationship territory?

Evidence (as in me once again quizzing my friends for goss and experiences) shows that there's always one person that fucks it up and doesn't take it for what it is- hot (generally speaking), casual sex. There's always one side of the party that takes it that step further- the parent meeting dinner invitation, the shopping trip where opinion is actually considered, or even asked for, and most dreaded- the "L" barrier being taken to by a truck. You know what I mean, the "I think I'm falling in love with you" bullshit. It's not love, its lust sweetie and that's what happens when blood rushes everywhere, you feel overwhelmed by warm fuzzies. So just take it for what it is, a great feeling, and don't get so serious on bad ass yourself.

So how do you have a great casual and not fuck it up?

1) Set the boundaries from the start. You may sound like a tool for a couple of minutes but if it's laid on the table that your just after one thing- sexy time- then there'll be no confusion and therefore no casual stuff ups leading to no casual lovin' at all.

2) Be true & don't kid yourself. When you get filled with the warm fuzzies and start having inappropriate relationship fantasies, back the fuck up! You're heading straight to a disaster zone.

3) Make sure they know that you are awesome and they should feel privileged to be in your company.

4) Do not- I repeat- DO NOT under any circumstances tell your casual that your folks would love to have them over for dinner and/or meet them. Casuals should be all about the sexy time and parents and sexy time don't mix well. EVER.

5) Continue your life as per usual. Don't let the casual effect your lifestyle in such a way that you would do things differently if they weren't around. And finally, if you're smart choose someone who is leaving the country relatively soon. This guarantees no strings, no tears and no chance for super seriousness.

So go forth my single pretties, enjoy hot casual sex but like mother said, remember to use a rubber, apparently syphilis is on the rise.

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